The big bird at the top of the pecking order: they call him Fowl Capone. With a crackle of pepper, a sprig of basil, and a zing of lemon zest, this tastebud-tickler will make your tongue rata-tat-tat like a tommy gun in a mobster's mitts. At 16g of protein per pouch, Capone packs more muscle than the entire Chicago outfit, making him the perfect on-the-go pairing for your next diamond heist. Made with all-natural turkey, this guilt-free gangster is more American than a mafioso eating apple pie.